May 2013
58 posts
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
doglets:
what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
awesomephilia:
My dogs reaction when I leave the gate open
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
girlwhowasonfire:
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
2 tags
1 tag
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
“I wouldn’t ask too much of her,” I ventured. “You can’t repeat the past.”...”
– The Great Gatsby (via immatygrr)
“Theoretically, Christians can go from preschool to seminary hearing the exact...”
– Stephen Matson:
Christians: It’s NOT a Sin to Change Your Beliefs
(via irresolutewords)
inhalers:
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
1 tag
foxnewsofficial:
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i gathered all the rabbits...
fuckyeahlaughters:
rybroskeez:
cockringtoss:
why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
voldemortspatronads:
Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
spelledjustlikeescape:
i’m breathing in
the chemicals
